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JOEGT's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 87 (From
24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,940 Points
Abobo's Big Adventure
Auto-Assault
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney
5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper
Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points 01 - Eat kid
5 Points 01 - Eat kid
Choices
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance
5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot
5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged
5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run!
Unlocked 1/13/12
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope
5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To?
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath
10 Points
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher
Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock
10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers
10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom
10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag
10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat
10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape
10 Points
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic
Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience
Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Police Patrol
10 Points
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Poor Aboboy
Unlocked 1/13/12
10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Pro Wrestler
10 Points
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This
10 Points
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner
10 Points
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky
10 Points
05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke
10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter
10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me
25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers
25 Points
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre
25 Points
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die
25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You
25 Points
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt
25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack
25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop
25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper
25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master
50 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama
50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ
50 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo
50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad
50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master
50 Points
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier
50 Points
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero
50 Points
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi
100 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God
100 Points
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest
100 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Medals Earned: 6/100 (50/2,000 points)
angry blue jack
win stage 1
Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points win stage 1
5 Points win stage 1
win stage 2
Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points win stage 2
5 Points win stage 2
win stage 3
5 Points
win stage 3
win stage 4
10 Points
win stage 4
win stage 5
10 Points
win stage 5
win stage 6
10 Points
win stage 6
win stage 7
25 Points
win stage 7
win stage 8
25 Points
win stage 8
win stage 9
25 Points
win stage 9
my site
50 Points
you just know that
win stage 10
50 Points
win stage 10
win stage 11
50 Points
win stage 11
win stage 12
50 Points
win stage 12
win stage 13
100 Points
win stage 13
win stage 14
100 Points
win stage 14
win stage 15
100 Points
win stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/620 points)
Attack of Heavenly Bats
Weapon Ninja
Unlocked 10/15/11
5 Points Get all weapons
5 Points Get all weapons
Godslayer
Unlocked 10/15/11
10 Points Beat the game!
10 Points Beat the game!
Heartkeeper
50 Points
Beat the game without losing a single heart!
God Exterminator
100 Points
Beat the game in 'no future mode'
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Colour My Fate
Coloured Mind
Unlocked 2/26/10
10 Points Embrace all the colours.
10 Points Embrace all the colours.
Freedom
Unlocked 2/26/10
10 Points Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
10 Points Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Tree-Topper
Unlocked 2/26/10
25 Points Add the final touch.
25 Points Add the final touch.
Gifted
100 Points
Interact with everything.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Creative Kill Chamber Two
Green Gooey Stuff!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You used the Spore Gun tres times!
50 Points You used the Spore Gun tres times!
Melee Monster!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
50 Points You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
Sniper Man!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
50 Points You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
Spontaneous Combustion!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
50 Points You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
Stylish Killer!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
50 Points You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
Terrorist!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
50 Points You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
50 Points You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
CKC Champ: DOS!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
100 Points You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
100 Points You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
Yay Death!
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
100 Points You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
100 Points You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Deadswitch
10 Victories
25 Points
Achieve 10 victories.
Helping Hand
25 Points
Use a soldier airdrop.
Insight Acquired
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Complete the tutorial levels.
25 Points Complete the tutorial levels.
100 Headshots
50 Points
Get 100 headshots.
100 Melee Kills
100 Points
Get 100 melee kills.
1000 Kills
100 Points
Get 1000 kills.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
DN8:Pulse
101
Unlocked 11 days ago
10 Points A 101 kills
10 Points A 101 kills
Game on!
Unlocked 11 days ago
10 Points Completed a challenge
10 Points Completed a challenge
All in a line
25 Points
Completed an entire challenge
Backdoor action
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Unlocked the rear weapon perk
25 Points Unlocked the rear weapon perk
Extra Life
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Unlocked the extra lives perk
25 Points Unlocked the extra lives perk
Level Up
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Unlocked the increased XP perk
25 Points Unlocked the increased XP perk
Nice and safe
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Unlocked the shield perk
25 Points Unlocked the shield perk
Scratched paintwork
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points Unlocked the increased Graze perk
25 Points Unlocked the increased Graze perk
The Overlook
25 Points
Triggered the Super RedRum power-up
Mission accomplished
50 Points
Completed the game
Return to sender
Unlocked 11 days ago
50 Points Unlocked the homing missile perk
50 Points Unlocked the homing missile perk
Bullet HaHaHa
100 Points
Reached Rank 30
Check you out
100 Points
All challenges complete
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/14 (195/500 points)
Fracuum
Defense
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points Obtain the gun
5 Points Obtain the gun
Money
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points Collect a coin
5 Points Collect a coin
Murder
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
5 Points Murder an enemy
5 Points Murder an enemy
Win
Unlocked 2 weeks ago
10 Points Beat the game
10 Points Beat the game
Massacre
25 Points
Kill all the enemies
Riches
25 Points
Collect all the coins
100%
50 Points
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
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Medals Earned: 5/13 (35/385 points)
Handless millionaire
Your left hand
Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
5 Points Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand
Unlocked 10/29/11
5 Points Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
5 Points Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your fingers
25 Points
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Johnny Upgrade
First Contact
Unlocked 11 days ago
5 Points touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
5 Points touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
First Kill
Unlocked 11 days ago
10 Points kill the first enemy!
10 Points kill the first enemy!
Hang Of It
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points That's the way things work!
25 Points That's the way things work!
Top Floor Clear
Unlocked 11 days ago
25 Points mastered the first floor!
25 Points mastered the first floor!
Gun Get
Unlocked 11 days ago
50 Points found a gun!
50 Points found a gun!
Boss Killer
Unlocked 11 days ago
100 Points kill the Evil End Boss!
100 Points kill the Evil End Boss!
MAX XP
Unlocked 11 days ago
100 Points maximum level experience!
100 Points maximum level experience!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/9 (415/420 points)